Jokes

  • The IT Guys

  • At the Barber Shop

    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’The guy left.A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’The…

  • Meanwhile in India:

    28 Dec 2002: Dhirubhai ambanis dream to make a phone call cheaper than sending a postcard came true16 Sep 2011: Vijay mallya’s dream of making beer cheaper than petrol came true.. =))

  • Computers in Heaven

    A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her…

  • Where the hell are you?

    She: Where the hell are you jerk ?He : Darling you remember that jewellery shop where you saw the necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time said “baby it’ll be yours one day”She: yes I remember my love !He: I am in the pub just next to…

  • The top 3 Foursquare users: 1. Social media experts 2. Students 3. Burglars.

  • Back to School

  • Rock and Rule