Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his girl friend and was getting very romantic. He started saying great things, about her.
Mulla Nasruddin was saying, “Your eyes — never, never before I have seen such beautiful eyes. They do not belong to this world. And your face — it is just like the moon. And the glow that surrounds your face, and the vibe that your presence create, it’s all so beautiful — you are one of the most beautiful woman God has ever created.”
Mulla Nasruddin was going on and on. But women are very practical, the woman asked, “Are you going to marry me, Nasrudin?”
Mulla Nasrudin said, “Please, don’t change the subject!”