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Sardar Jokes | Jokes of Sardar | Indian Humour

admin December 14, 2012

 

Sardar Jokes | Jokes of Sardar | Indian Humour

Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?

The back of his head.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?

Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?

Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

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Why can’t Sardar dial 911?

They cannot find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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“Oh, look at the dead bird.”

Sardar looked skyward and said “Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

 

TO LOOSE WEIGHT…

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would

loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had

lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m

2400 kms from home.”

 

 

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

• tries to drown a fish in water.

• thinks socialism means partying.

• trips over a cordless phone.

• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius.”.

• studies for a blood test and fails.

• sells the car for gas money.

• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home.

• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor

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