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Mulla Nasrudin Jokes | Mulla and the falling widow | indian humor
Mulla Nasrudin Jokes | Mulla and the falling widow During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course, immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his congregation: “The first…
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Mulla Nasruddin started making arrangement for his funeral
Mulla Nasrudin had become old and was afraid that he can die any moment. Nasruddin started making arrangement for his funeral, So he ordered a beautiful coffin made of ebony wood with satin pillows inside. He also had a beautiful silk caftan made for his dead body to be dressed in. The day the tailor…
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Mulla Nasruddin Jokes | Whom will you trust
A neighbor comes to Mulla Nasruddin house asking for his donkey.Mulla Nasruddin said “I’m sorry, but I’ve already lent her to somebody else.”Suddenly the donkey is heard braying loudly behind a wall.“You lied to me, Nasruddin!” the neighbor exclaims, “Donkey is tied up behind the wall”“What do you mean?” Nasruddin replied indignantly, “Whom would you…
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Mulla Nasrudin had lost his favorite copy of Qur'an
Mulla Nasrudin had went to another village. Late night when he came back to his home then he realized that he had lost his favorite copy of the Qur’an. Several days later, a goat walked up to the Nasrudin house, carrying the Qur’an in its mouth. Nasrudin couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the Holy…
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Mulla Nasrudin and father of young daughters
A rich farmer was father of many young and beautiful daughters. He was trying desperately to marry off his daughters at the earliest. One day he met Mulla Nasrudin on the way. “I have several daughters,” the farmer told the Mulla. “I would like to see them comfortably married. And I would also like to…
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Mulla Nasruddin was totally drunk
Mulla Nasruddin was totally drunk and he walked upto the police sargeant’s desk.”Officer you did better lock me up” he said. ”I just hit my wife on the head with a beer bottle.” ”Did you kill her:” asked the officer.”Don’t think so,” said Nasruddin. ”that’s why i want you to lock me up.”
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One day Mulla Nasruddin lost his donkey
One day Mulla Nasruddin lost his donkey and he was crying and grieving for the poor donkey.Some one tried to console mulla “You may have lost your donkey, Nasruddin, but you don’t have to grieve over it more than you did about the death of your first wife”. Ah, but if you remember, when my…
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Mulla nasruddin in a Mental Hospital
Mulla Nasrudin, a mental patient, was speaking with the new superintendent of the mental hospital. ”We like you a lot better than the last doctor,” he said. The new superintendent was pleased to hear this lovely remark from Mulla and he asked ”Why you feel this liking for me”“It is all because some how you…
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Mulla Nasrudin and the young bachelor
A young bachelor who used to frequent the pub quite often, was very proud to be a bachelor. He had the particular habit of singing laurels of his bachelorhood to all within hearing distance. Slowly people were tired of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. One day he was quite cured of his…
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Mulla Nasrudin Jokes | Mulla Nasruddin getting romantic
Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his girl friend and was getting very romantic. He started saying great things, about her. Mulla Nasruddin was saying, “Your eyes — never, never before I have seen such beautiful eyes. They do not belong to this world. And your face — it is just like the moon. And the…
