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Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman
1. A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”. 2. When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty. 3. A modem won’t say a word if you come home late. 4.…
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Real 911 calls
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of…