teacher : i said to draw a cow eating some grass but you have drawn only the cow?
student : yes the cow ate the grass!
teacher : pappu how do you spell crocodile
student : k-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e
teacher : may be it is wrong , but you asked me to how i spell it !
teacher : ajay , what would you like to become in your next birth
ajay : i would like to become a giraffe sir
teacher : why so?
ajay : so that the teacher won’t be able to slap me
lady : can you get me a paper dosa please?
waiter : ruled or unruled?
lady : ??????
leela : why are you studing in the street and why is your brother studying at the entrance of the house.
kiran : he is studying for the entrance exam and i am studying for the public exam.
boy : mom please bring me a glass of water
mom : come and drink.
boy : please mom
mom : if you repeat i will slap you
boy : when you come to slap me please bring water
sam : would you punish me for some thing i did not do?
teacher : no of course not. why?
sam : because i did not do my homework…………………..
teacher : ??????????????
teacher : how will you save a drowning person?
student : first take him out of water.
teacher : then ?
student : then take the water out of him
teacher : i shall either ask you ten easy questions or one think up before you make up your mind !
student : my choice is one difficult question
teacher : well good luck to you , have made your own choice ! what comes first day or night?
student : it’s day, sir
teacher : how ?
student : sorry sir , you promised me that you would not ask me the second difficult question !
teacher : where does God live ?
student : i think he lives in my bathroom
teacher : why do you say that ?
student : well , every morning my dad bangs on the door and says , “my God , are you still there? ”
teacher : make a sentence using the word sugar.
student : i drank coffee
teacher : where is the sugar ?
student : it was in the coffee mam.
teacher : what are you talking to the student beside you ? o.k. come on tell me the formula of water ?
pappu : ” HJKLMNO ”
teacher : what?
pappu : yesterday you said it is H to O
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