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Teacher jokes student jokes

rose November 7, 2011

 
school jokes
 

teacher : i said to draw a cow eating some grass but you have drawn only the cow?

student : yes the cow ate the grass!

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teacher : pappu how do you spell crocodile

student : k-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e

teacher : may be it is wrong , but you asked me to how i spell it !

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teacher : ajay , what would you like to become in your next birth

ajay : i would like to become a giraffe sir

teacher : why so?

ajay : so that the teacher won’t be able to slap me

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lady : can you get me a paper dosa please?

waiter : ruled or unruled?

lady : ??????

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leela : why are you studing in the street and why is your brother studying at the entrance of the house.

kiran : he is studying for the entrance exam and i am studying for the public exam.

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boy : mom please bring me a glass of water

mom : come and drink.

boy : please mom

mom : if you repeat i will slap you

boy : when you come to slap me please bring water

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sam : would you punish me for some thing i did not do?

teacher : no of course not. why?

sam : because i did not do my homework…………………..

teacher : ??????????????

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teacher : how will you save a drowning person?

student : first take him out of water.

teacher : then ?

student : then take the water out of him

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teacher : i shall either ask you ten easy questions or one think up before you make up your mind !

student : my choice is one difficult question

teacher : well good luck to you , have made your own choice ! what comes first day or night?

student : it’s day, sir

teacher : how ?

student : sorry sir , you promised me that you would not ask me the second difficult question !

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teacher : where does God live ?

student : i think he lives in my bathroom

teacher : why do you say that ?

student : well , every morning my dad bangs on the door and says , “my God , are you still there? ”

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teacher : make a sentence using the word sugar.

student : i drank coffee

teacher : where is the sugar ?

student : it was in the coffee mam.

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teacher : what are you talking to the student beside you ? o.k. come on tell me the formula of water ?

pappu : ” HJKLMNO ”

teacher : what?

pappu : yesterday you said it is H to O

 

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