Sardar Jokes | Jokes of Sardar | Indian Humour
Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said “Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
TO LOOSE WEIGHT…
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m
2400 kms from home.”
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
thinks socialism means partying.
trips over a cordless phone.
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius.”.
studies for a blood test and fails.
sells the car for gas money.
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home.
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor
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